Riddles and Answers Archive
Archived Riddles
I didn't want my entire website to just be riddles. The important matter is sharing the information about eating correctly to keep your body clean of the Devil's taints and tarnishments. Remember Deuteronomy 6:1-25, you must obey not only the commandments, but also all God's laws and statutes, including Moses' dietary laws.
Archives
May 31, 2024
(Pennsylvania State Senate)
While checking the spices, the chef was disappointed to find the _____ _____.
Answer: Rosemary Brown
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Warning: Matthew 7:13-14
The gate is wide that leads to destruction, narrow is the way that leads to life, and few will find it.
May 30, 2024
(Colorado House Reps)
What is the dialect spoken in the capital of Saskatchewan?
Answer: Regina English
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Warning: Matthew 7:13-14
The gate is wide that leads to destruction, narrow is the way that leads to life, and few will find it.
May 29, 2024
(Colorado House Reps)
How can you celebrate your wedding anniversary more than most?
Answer: Mary Young
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Your advice:
Eating the right meats is a Godly thing;
Follow the Bible and in Heaven you'll sing.
May 28, 2024
(Oregon State Senate)
Golfer chose the wrong club for the long drive. He made an ____ _____ ______.
Answer: Err on woods --- Aaron Woods
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Your advice:
Eating the right meats is a Godly thing;
Follow the Bible and in Heaven you'll sing.
May 24, 2024
(Iowa House Reps)
What's the purpose of a seven-foot long paper sack?
Answer: Bag New Ski, Sean Bagniewski
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Your advice:
Eating the right meats is a Godly thing;
Follow the Bible and in Heaven you'll sing.
May 23, 2024
(Iowa House Reps)
Her name can draw blood twice?
Answer: Barb Kniff McCulla
Bless you all.
Heaven is your ultimate goal?
Don't put that shrimp in your bowl
May 22, 2024
Tenn State Senate
Riddle: A good collection: greasy Robin, dirty Swan, and _______ _______?
Answer: Rusty Crowe
Bless you all.
May 21, 2024
Ohio State Senate
Riddle: What someone might order in a butcher shop in Italy?
Answer: Romanchuk, Mark
Bless you all,
Warning: If you like your shrimp peeled and fried,
You'll hate the outcome after you've died.
May 20, 2024
Colo House of Reps
Riddle #1: When you push for 2nd Amendment rights in the afterlife.
Answer, Arm a Ghost, Ryan Armagost
Iowa State Senate
Riddle #2: If he drank a couple daily maybe you could say this about him.
Answer: Mike Bousselot
Bless you all,
Warning: Eat a clam, join the damned
May 17, 2024
Penn House of Reps
Riddle #1: Who are the 2 TV characters serving in the House?
Clue: MASH & Major Crimes
Answer: Frank Burns, Jack Rader
Wyo House Reps
Riddle #2: With so much green grass at the country airfield, where should the pilot touch down?
Answer: Landon Brown
Bless you all
Remember my goal, to save one soul!
Warning: If Heaven is where you want to go,
That slice of ham assures a "No" !
May 16, 2024
Ohio House of Reps
Riddle #1: A couple in Eden looking up to anything red. Eve sees apple, her husband sees what?
Answer: Adam C. Bird
Fla House Reps
Riddle #2: Look in a popular dictionary for one definition of a newborn calf.
Answer: Webster Barnaby (barn baby)
Bless you all
Warning: If Heaven is where you want to go,
That plate of bacon assures a "No" !
May 15, 2024
Plains States Lieutenant Governors (2)
Riddle #1: The Lt Governor who took a plane still needs ____ _______ to attend the meeting. The Lt Governor who took a horse already ______ ____.
Answer: Needs TO LAND. David Toland, Kansas. Already RODE IN, Larry Rhoden. S.D.
East Coast Time Zone Governor
Riddle #2: What do you call it when the smaller guy finally outlifts the weight room showoff?
Answer: Gym Justice, Jim Justice W.V.
Bless you all,
Save one soul, that's my goal.
Warning: So you like your squid sliced and fried,
You'll regret that calamari when you've died.
May 14, 2024
US House of Reps
Riddle #1: In Paris they call it "la colline"
Answer: French Hill
Florida House of Reps
Riddle #2: What you get when you push the hairpin in too hard.
Answer: Bobby Payne
My Goal is to save a soul.
Warning: read Deuteronomy 14:8
And the SWINE ........ Ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase
May 13, 2024
Wyoming House of Reps
Riddle #1: If you rinse your new Mona Lisa t-shirt, and it comes out blank, what do you call it?
Answer: Art Washut
Oregon House of Reps
Riddle #2: If Miss Fawcett played Scott Baio's famous character, what would you call her?
Answer: Farrah Chaichi
My Goal is to save a soul.
Warning: Trim the ham, uncan the Spam,
Any way you it, you're still damned!
May 10, 2024
Tennessee State Senate
Riddle #1: These ice balls from the sky are falling like they're rabid.
Answer: Ferrell Haile
Wyoming State Senate
Riddle #2: So detective, you're investigating a weird murder using a leafy vegetable?
Cale Case
My Goal is to save a soul.
Warning: I don't know, but they do say
When you go to Hell, there you'll stay.
May 9, 2024
Ore House of Reps
Riddle #1: Weather Forecast: Lightning Flash to the Left, ______ _______.
Answer: Boomer Wright
Tennessee House of Reps
Riddle #2: What do you get when you don't cover your BBQ pit?
Answer: Rusty Grills
Remember:
My one goal is to save a soul.
Warning:
A ham; no matter how you trim, your afterlife still looks grim.
May 8, 2024
Nevada State Senate
Riddle #1: If you're on a diet, what do you do with your afternoon snack?
Answer: Skip Daily
Delaware House of Reps
Riddle #2: Yes Ma'am, we remove stains. Can you describe the size and color?
Answer: Melissa Minor-Brown
Remember:
My one goal is to save a soul.
May 7, 2024
US House of Reps
Riddle #1: What do you call fence openings with "Welcome" signs on the ground?
Answer: Mat Gates, Matt Gaetz
Oregon State Senate
Riddle #2: That pink guy likes books and winter sports.
Answer: Floyd Prozanski
Remember:
My one goal is to save a soul.
May 6, 2024
Ohio House of Reps
Riddle #1: A sour mash with a first name.
Answer: Jack Daniels
Florida House of Reps
Riddle #2: This guy really knows how to down a beer.
Answer: Sam Killebrew
Remember:
Bless you all
My only goal, to save just one soul
Warning:
Bacon ain't worth Bakin'
May 3, 2024
National Restaurant Chain
Riddle #1: These guys make Honeycrisp honey'
Answer: Applebee's (Apple Bees)
Nevada House of Reps
Riddle #2: Which politician is a champion for the Anagram?
Answer: Daniele Monroe-Moreno
Bless you all,
Warning: An oyster a day, all your skin, the demons will flay!
May 2, 2024
Iowa House of Reps
Riddle #1: What 2 words do Englishmen associate with "Wistman's" ?
Answer: Devon Wood
Florida House of Reps
Riddle #2: Where does Mrs Clinton want to live?
Answer: Hillary Cassel
Bless you all,
Remember my goal: Save one soul
May 1, 2024
Iowa State Senate
Riddle #1: What do you get when you clean pink fish on the beach?
Answer: Sandy Salmon
Recently Convicted Rich Guy
Riddle # 2: His name shows that some finance guy will get burned.
Answer: Sam Bankman-Fried
Bless you all,
April 30, 2024
Midwest Governor
Riddle #1: What a bathroom lacks if you find plastic teeth in the sink.
Answer : Eric Holcomb
US Attorney
Riddle#2: What you call these small Alabama hamlets if most of their inhabitants had names like John, Julie, James, Jan, Johnson, and Jackson.
Answer: Jay Towns
Bless you all,
Remember;
Cook your eggs in bacon grease
Your horrible suffering will never cease!
April 29, 2024
Florida State Representative
Riddle #1: If a juicy fruit loses the "n", it becomes "Oh, so cool!"
Answer: Lauren Melo
US House Member
Riddle #2: What do you call it if a group of electrons and protons move ever so slightly?
Answer: Atom Shift -- Adam Schiff
Bless you all
Remember
If you take the bugs internally,
You'll be stomped by thugs eternally
April 27, 2024
US House member from West Coast
Riddle: As any hard worker goes for a second shower, they are ______ _____
Answer: Barragan
Nationality of people often seen in news chyrons
Riddle: Words used to ask about owner of a cup of Earl Grey
Answer: Who Tea? Houthi
Don't be the Devil's Dork, Ditch the Pork
April 26, 2024
Minnesota Mayor
Riddle #1: Where do you put a decorative chicken coop?
Answer: Tiffany Henyard
East Coast Governor
Riddle #2: What do you call your newborn nephew?
Answer: Youngkin
Bless you all,
Eat a hotdog, Oh so good!
Forever impaled on needle-sharp wood
April 24, 2024
US House Member
Riddle What comes between Springlike and Autumnish?
Answer: Summerly - Summer Lee
Director of 2016 Movie "Falling For Christmas"
Riddle Buffet eating style of former New Jersey Governor
Answer: Christie Will Wolf
Enjoy your catfish? Another Devil's dish
April 23, 2024
Former WH Press Secretary
Riddle Seems to Like to Have Two Drinks at the Same Time
Answer: Gin Saki , Jen Psaki
US House Member
Riddle Mortician Must Do This When Runs Out Of Urns
Answer: Barry Moore
Eat a Clam, Join The Damned
April 22, 2024
Excellent Author of "Jesus and Politics" and Christian Political Strategist
Riddle: Weight Put on From Eating Rabbit Stew
Answer: Bunni Pounds
Riddle: House Member Who Wins Wet Apple Contests
Answer: Bob Goode
Bacon Ain't Worth Bakin'
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